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I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the jivin' and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops! Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot and I'll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

Oh sorry. Just hummin' a little Ink Spots there. For those of you who don't know, my name's Ken Rockson, author of The Rockson Files and a Virgo born on September 10, 1963. I'm a self-employed contract programmer Trapped In Toronto (soon to be a major motion picture -- See Vancouver Vs. Toronto for clarification). I'm originally from the Vancouver area. These are my Netscape Bookmarks for all you voyeurs out there. If you're really, really curious, you can read The Rockson Files.

Oh, slip me a slug from the wonderful mug
And I cut a rug till I'm snug in a jug
A slice of onion and a raw one, draw one.
Waiter, waiter, percolator!

Yup. It's a classic. Lessee... This dashing photo was taken at my brother's wedding and is the final proof for my thesis: "Every Man Looks Studly In A Tux." Currently, I'm writing spiffy things Java in between contracts. I was trying to get my head around C++, but the interface is way too mousey for my taste. Guess I'm a dinosaur. Author, cook, programmer, great guy. The list just goes on and on, and so do I...

Boston bean, soy bean
Lima bean, string bean.
You know that I'm not keen for a bean
Unless it is a cheery coffee bean.

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the jivin' and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

I love java, sweet and hot
Whoops! Mr. Moto, I'm a coffee pot
Shoot me the pot
and I'll pour me a shot
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!

Yes!
I'm a member
of the HTML
Writers Guild.